BREAKING NEWS - BRIT'S ON THE MOVE!

The Moose Barn has become a huge total bloody disaster!

A TYPICAL MOOSE BARN

The Moose and the Moose Herder tied the not on June 23rd and since them the Moose is showing her true nasty colours ………. AND ……………. here’s the kicker ………… they have moved in THREE MORE BLOODY PEOPLE! A 20 yr old EX (note the EX) sister in law and two kids ………. a girl of 4 (what is it with these bloody people that they have to have kids at 16 …….. The Moose, a Moose Calf and the Moose in Law all gave birth at 16!) and a kid of 2 who talks until the early hours of the morning! So there a 9, nine, nueve, nove, neuf, 緊急電話をす, εννέα, negen ……….. no matter what bloody language it’s in IT’S TOO MANY STINKY MOOSES IN ONE PLACE!

MANY STINKY MOOSES

So ………… after due consideration which took all of 23.34 seconds I am “getting the hell out of dodge” as they say here in the good old U.S. of A

I have got a hold of a furnished, carpeted trailer in Ruskin with a screened in porch! …………. So the Brit may become “red of the neck” ……………

GIT R DUN!

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The Boyz Barbecues (know what I mean like Mr.Renaud) and

Pete’s Perfect Parrot Cages of New Port Richey