Friday, July 25, 2008

NFL's GREATEST GAME

Not even The Moose Herd and all the shenanigans of this “white trash” (though using that phrase is an insult to real white trash ……. ah ……….. but I digress!

Not even this hard-pressed, exciting, superhuman of a reporter can get away from the manly sports scene (even if he does like Hawaiian pizza) …………

The NFL Channel are showing ‘greatest games’ ……….. well ‘Signor Napoli Telly’ or SNT is replaying one of the greatest games ever in the 2007 DDD Fantasy Football League:

AND ………………….. believe it or not it does NOT involve the Crazy Brits, who were in this humble reporters opinion were without doubt the best, greatest yet unluckiest football team in the history of the DDD Destroyers league …………. but I digress ………..

Played October the 16th in the year of our Lord 2007.

Crazy Brits at Steamrollers ………..

Did I say it wasn’t involving The Crazy Brits??? …………. I LIED!

The Steamrollers coach, Mr. J. Bellew the most arrogant person in the whole of DDD Football had it in his head that he would put ‘a hurting’ on this mild mannered yet cheeky Englishman but he was to thwart by sheer class, skill and that British Bulldog sprit ……… the same spirit that saved this (to be read with Land of Hope & Glory & Rule Britannia playing in the background) Sceptred Isle, this Throne of Kings, this England in 1940 during the Battle of Britain when Prime Minister Sir Winston Churchill said “never in the field of human conflict has no much been owed by so many to so few”


………… this is how The Crazy Brit was going to defeat the hated steamrollers …….. AND he gave the clown a chance ………. he deliberately left out a player (well actually the fool forgot about a bye week like a pillock) ………………………….. after playing what can only be described as the most heavenly, skilful most excellently brilliant game of his and anyone else for that matters career the Crazy Brit won 109 super, brilliant, fantastic points to a paltry, measly, wimpy 54!

Fantasy Football starts again soon and the Crazy Brit’s are up for it …………. to all others in the league ………. be afraid ……….. be very, very afraid!

For SNT Sports this is Tony Naples signing out!
Closed captioning sponsored by:
Willie McFaddens Wimpy Welsh Weeners


and The Bob Wallis Cloral Society for Over Active Bladders

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