POPULATION INCREASE

The good Lord poops yet again upon the Brit from a great height! …………….. I mean really, what did this loveable, yet cheeky chappie do to deserve this! The allegations of the Brit, the cocker spaniel and the duck are nothing but rumours and it was never proven in a court of law!

Resigned to the fact that his life was now upside down and inside out the Brit thought “illigitimus non corborundum” (don’t let the bastards grind you down) and thought “well ………. it can’t get any worse” ………………. oh it bloody can’t can it!

During the course of regular conversation, not exactly of the after dinner variety, more like the after a McDonalds redneck ‘git r dun’ variety it was casually mentioned that the older Moose Calf is PREGO! With child, up the duffer, she’s got a bun in the oven, knocked up! ………….. “oh bloody hell fire” thought the Brit ……….. this is un-bloody-believable! Not only do we have The Moose, the Moose Calf’s & Pencil Boy we now have another bloody Calf on the way! ………………… oh yeah, the prego Moose Calf is 15!

Now, it was obvious to the Brit that Pencil Boy was the father …….. but what perplexed him was ‘how did he do it????” ……… one would have thought that he’d either be killed in the process of procreation or swallowed up and lost forever!

Now you can see that the description MOOSE HERDER is more apt then Mr. More Apt the most Apt person in Aptville!