THE SHERIFF'S MOTEL

Now, not that the Brit is a person who doesn’t trust people, but something wasn’t right with how the Moose had worked the Moose Herder! Something just didn’t sit right with the Brit …………. so, being a cunning individual he easily prised the Moose’s surname from the small Moose Calf. The Brit, at this point could not do his Sherlock Holmes impression and try to suss anything out because the PC’s were in an open space ………… and that’s not a good thing, so upon arriving in work he went online to look at the local Sheriff’s Department website …………. typed in the name of The Moose and lo and behold she was on there, arrested and spent a night at least in the Sheriffs Motel for theft, forgery & passing fraudulent/stolen cheques! “Oh what a bloody shock” thought the Brit sarcastically.

The Brit being of sound mind and body (well maybe not the mind bit) hastily removed ALL pertinent and personal documentation from the Moose Barn (the house) and removed them to the sanctuary and safety of his office!

Now bearing in mind that the Moose Herder had only known the Moose for only 4 days! ………… YES 4 DAYS! ………….. the Brit thought that it may be in the best interests of the Moose Herder to inform him of the Moose’s dodgy character. So on the way home he contacts the Moose Herder and advises him that he may want to come and meet with the Brit at the local pub ALONE! The Moose Herder arrived at the pub and the Brit armed with a Coors & Bud Light plus the printout of the Moose’s record immediately informed the Moose Herder of the Moose’s transgressions. Silence …………. a look of shock ………… was the Moose Herder’s response to the news! Well at first that was …………”well I’m sure that there was a reason” ……….. “want another beer?” ……………… Ah well I tried!

Since then the Moose hasn’t worked, rarely leaves the Moose Barn, rarely cooks and when she does I avoid it like the plague …….. 2 belly aches out of 2 is 2 belly aches too many! Thank the lord for pub food!

Methinks that the Moose will never get off her Mooseish arse and “git r dun’ as far as work goes and I have no doubts that someday soon the Moose Bard will be repossessed ……………. hhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmm good segue Signor Napoli even if I say it myself!!!!!!!