July 10th, 2008
OMG ............... gasped the crowd as the news broke that our hero The Brit is non longer single!
The Brit has met the most wonderful woman on the planet ................... SO ............ where does the Blog go from here?????????????
Well it goes forward.............. watch out for regular updates and mental stuff courtesy of the warped mind of Tony Naples............... Plus DDD Fantasy Football is back and League News will be published in the BLOG.........
For those who supported The Brit in the utter chaos of The Moose Barn I thank thee on his behalf ....................
Cheers
Tony Naples
Wednesday, September 3, 2008
ESCAPING THE CLUTCHES OF THE EVIL MOOSE (OR IS IT MEESE) HERD
July 25th 2008
The Moose Herder and the Moose and the Calves and Pencil Boy had got to the stage where my very existence was in wheel of fortune …………. BOLLOCKS ……… I meant jeopardy, sorry! ………………. The Brits very existence was in jeopardy and he was worrying about getting symptoms of white trash! After finding himself wanting to buy dip, wear more and more wife beaters, swearing before and after each and every word and absolutely refusing to wipe his own bum it became apparent that I was on the verge of White Trashism .
Thus it was beat them or join them ……………………………………….
So, the Brit set his alarm for somewhere in the ‘middle of the night’ (don’t want to specify just in case I get found out) ……………… It was 3am and only the mouthy calf was up on the PC as always and the Brit waited for her to make a trip to the loo and then made his move ……………….. most of his stuff had already been sneaked out by virtue of a tunnel, a red cross volunteer helicopter and a rather cunning rabbit…………..
CUNNING RABBIT
I was wearing a NASCAR cap, Bubba teeth, off white vest, dodgy jeans with holes, odd socks and mismatched boots. I fitted right in because as usual The Moose Herder had upset the Moose and all hell once again broke loose, so whilst the confusion was taking place in the Moose Barn I walked out just like I was one of them ……………….. Waiting around the corner was the cunning rabbit on a Harley Heritage Soft Tail with the motor running and the Brit ‘ran like hell’ and leapt on the bike like a gazelle on heat and the bike took off to The Hilton in Cluskin!
FREE AT LAST …………………….
The only thing that The Moose Herder had for ransom is the Brits motorcycle ………. will he get it back? Will the bike become a Moose Machine? …………. Will the Moose turn up to be a closet biker and marry the biker and get shut of The Moose Herder ……….. we’ll have to wait and see!
The Moose Herder and the Moose and the Calves and Pencil Boy had got to the stage where my very existence was in wheel of fortune …………. BOLLOCKS ……… I meant jeopardy, sorry! ………………. The Brits very existence was in jeopardy and he was worrying about getting symptoms of white trash! After finding himself wanting to buy dip, wear more and more wife beaters, swearing before and after each and every word and absolutely refusing to wipe his own bum it became apparent that I was on the verge of White Trashism .
Thus it was beat them or join them ……………………………………….
So, the Brit set his alarm for somewhere in the ‘middle of the night’ (don’t want to specify just in case I get found out) ……………… It was 3am and only the mouthy calf was up on the PC as always and the Brit waited for her to make a trip to the loo and then made his move ……………….. most of his stuff had already been sneaked out by virtue of a tunnel, a red cross volunteer helicopter and a rather cunning rabbit…………..
CUNNING RABBIT
I was wearing a NASCAR cap, Bubba teeth, off white vest, dodgy jeans with holes, odd socks and mismatched boots. I fitted right in because as usual The Moose Herder had upset the Moose and all hell once again broke loose, so whilst the confusion was taking place in the Moose Barn I walked out just like I was one of them ……………….. Waiting around the corner was the cunning rabbit on a Harley Heritage Soft Tail with the motor running and the Brit ‘ran like hell’ and leapt on the bike like a gazelle on heat and the bike took off to The Hilton in Cluskin!
FREE AT LAST …………………….
The only thing that The Moose Herder had for ransom is the Brits motorcycle ………. will he get it back? Will the bike become a Moose Machine? …………. Will the Moose turn up to be a closet biker and marry the biker and get shut of The Moose Herder ……….. we’ll have to wait and see!
A typical Gazelle on heat
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Friday, July 25, 2008
NFL's GREATEST GAME
Not even The Moose Herd and all the shenanigans of this “white trash” (though using that phrase is an insult to real white trash ……. ah ……….. but I digress!
Not even this hard-pressed, exciting, superhuman of a reporter can get away from the manly sports scene (even if he does like Hawaiian pizza) …………
The NFL Channel are showing ‘greatest games’ ……….. well ‘Signor Napoli Telly’ or SNT is replaying one of the greatest games ever in the 2007 DDD Fantasy Football League:
AND ………………….. believe it or not it does NOT involve the Crazy Brits, who were in this humble reporters opinion were without doubt the best, greatest yet unluckiest football team in the history of the DDD Destroyers league …………. but I digress ………..
Played October the 16th in the year of our Lord 2007.
Crazy Brits at Steamrollers ………..
Did I say it wasn’t involving The Crazy Brits??? …………. I LIED!
The Steamrollers coach, Mr. J. Bellew the most arrogant person in the whole of DDD Football had it in his head that he would put ‘a hurting’ on this mild mannered yet cheeky Englishman but he was to thwart by sheer class, skill and that British Bulldog sprit ……… the same spirit that saved this (to be read with Land of Hope & Glory & Rule Britannia playing in the background) Sceptred Isle, this Throne of Kings, this England in 1940 during the Battle of Britain when Prime Minister Sir Winston Churchill said “never in the field of human conflict has no much been owed by so many to so few”
Fantasy Football starts again soon and the Crazy Brit’s are up for it …………. to all others in the league ………. be afraid ……….. be very, very afraid!
For SNT Sports this is Tony Naples signing out!
Not even this hard-pressed, exciting, superhuman of a reporter can get away from the manly sports scene (even if he does like Hawaiian pizza) …………
The NFL Channel are showing ‘greatest games’ ……….. well ‘Signor Napoli Telly’ or SNT is replaying one of the greatest games ever in the 2007 DDD Fantasy Football League:
AND ………………….. believe it or not it does NOT involve the Crazy Brits, who were in this humble reporters opinion were without doubt the best, greatest yet unluckiest football team in the history of the DDD Destroyers league …………. but I digress ………..
Played October the 16th in the year of our Lord 2007.
Crazy Brits at Steamrollers ………..
Did I say it wasn’t involving The Crazy Brits??? …………. I LIED!
The Steamrollers coach, Mr. J. Bellew the most arrogant person in the whole of DDD Football had it in his head that he would put ‘a hurting’ on this mild mannered yet cheeky Englishman but he was to thwart by sheer class, skill and that British Bulldog sprit ……… the same spirit that saved this (to be read with Land of Hope & Glory & Rule Britannia playing in the background) Sceptred Isle, this Throne of Kings, this England in 1940 during the Battle of Britain when Prime Minister Sir Winston Churchill said “never in the field of human conflict has no much been owed by so many to so few”
………… this is how The Crazy Brit was going to defeat the hated steamrollers …….. AND he gave the clown a chance ………. he deliberately left out a player (well actually the fool forgot about a bye week like a pillock) ………………………….. after playing what can only be described as the most heavenly, skilful most excellently brilliant game of his and anyone else for that matters career the Crazy Brit won 109 super, brilliant, fantastic points to a paltry, measly, wimpy 54!
Fantasy Football starts again soon and the Crazy Brit’s are up for it …………. to all others in the league ………. be afraid ……….. be very, very afraid!
For SNT Sports this is Tony Naples signing out!
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Monday, July 14, 2008
AND I THOUGHT LIGHTENING DOESN'T STRIKE TWICE!
Well did I get that wrong of what!
Well as with all good MOOSVIES …………….. oopppsss, dodgy spelling, I mean of course to say MOVIES! ……………….. Well as with all good movies is the original received critical acclaim then they come out with the sequel …………… The same goes for moosvies also ………….
REPO-MAN 2 – The Hyundai Hitcher
The Brit was quietly sitting in his sanctuary part of the Moose Barn, well maybe not exactly quietly ………… he was racing on NASCAR Sim Racing at Texas Motor Speedway under the guise of Tony Naples Jr. in the #69 Chevy Monte Carlo (hhhmmm what other number would you expect from the scourge of the Soccer Mom’s) ……… the Brit when all said and done is Soccer Mom Central anyhow I digress. The Brit was leading at Texas with 15 to go when some bloody backmarker lost it in front of him and he got taken out! WANKER! Hmmm and the cursing measured 99,000 on the Richter Scale!
Well …………. just after that incident and I had duct taped the now thrown to the wall PC back together I heard a familiar sound?
Is it a Concert Pianist playing Bach with a small marsupial up his jacksee? Shouts me!
NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO yells the crowd!
Is it a Howdy Doody impersonator juggling 16 small frog like creatures?
NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO yells the crowd more fervently!
IT’S REPO-MAN!
GUESS WHO?
The Brit …………….. now obviously being a hardened veteran of this type of activity quickly donned his disguise of (and don’t try this at home kiddlies) ……. :
a) – One well worn, stained (usually with gear oil and grease and scruffy “wife Beater” vest …………..
b) – Really dodgy denim shorts with hole and or patch appropriately in the bum area …….
c) – Bad open toes (none Jesus-like) sandels
d) - the obligatory cold beer (Old Milwaukie is best, but any brand will do)
e) and finally …………. sit on porch and say “git r dun” at least three times!
This time they were taking the Moose In Law’s really bad Hyundai that still had the paper temporary tag taped to the inside of the rear windscreen!
Unfortunately this particular repossession was nowhere near as entertaining as the first Moosvie because the Moose and the Moose Herder were both in their room asleep (yeah ……. always in the afternoon) the Moose Calf’s were out somewhere with some dodgy relative and the Moose In Law was in her stall ……………… so the Brit just took his vantage point, even though he got some looks from the Repo-Man when the Brit exited the Moose Barn …………and the Brit just took his vantage point on the veranda muttering something like “it’s not mine mate …….. have at it spud” …….. and sipped quietly on his Coors Light ……….. aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh tasty J
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Well as with all good MOOSVIES …………….. oopppsss, dodgy spelling, I mean of course to say MOVIES! ……………….. Well as with all good movies is the original received critical acclaim then they come out with the sequel …………… The same goes for moosvies also ………….
REPO-MAN 2 – The Hyundai Hitcher
The Brit was quietly sitting in his sanctuary part of the Moose Barn, well maybe not exactly quietly ………… he was racing on NASCAR Sim Racing at Texas Motor Speedway under the guise of Tony Naples Jr. in the #69 Chevy Monte Carlo (hhhmmm what other number would you expect from the scourge of the Soccer Mom’s) ……… the Brit when all said and done is Soccer Mom Central anyhow I digress. The Brit was leading at Texas with 15 to go when some bloody backmarker lost it in front of him and he got taken out! WANKER! Hmmm and the cursing measured 99,000 on the Richter Scale!
Well …………. just after that incident and I had duct taped the now thrown to the wall PC back together I heard a familiar sound?
Is it a Concert Pianist playing Bach with a small marsupial up his jacksee? Shouts me!
Note: This is NOT the concert painist for those who thought that it was.
NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO yells the crowd!
Is it a Howdy Doody impersonator juggling 16 small frog like creatures?
Howdy Doody (not that I know who the bloody hell he is, but I've heard of him, well sort of!
NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO yells the crowd more fervently!
IT’S REPO-MAN!
GUESS WHO?
The Brit …………….. now obviously being a hardened veteran of this type of activity quickly donned his disguise of (and don’t try this at home kiddlies) ……. :
a) – One well worn, stained (usually with gear oil and grease and scruffy “wife Beater” vest …………..
b) – Really dodgy denim shorts with hole and or patch appropriately in the bum area …….
c) – Bad open toes (none Jesus-like) sandels
d) - the obligatory cold beer (Old Milwaukie is best, but any brand will do)
e) and finally …………. sit on porch and say “git r dun” at least three times!
This time they were taking the Moose In Law’s really bad Hyundai that still had the paper temporary tag taped to the inside of the rear windscreen!
Unfortunately this particular repossession was nowhere near as entertaining as the first Moosvie because the Moose and the Moose Herder were both in their room asleep (yeah ……. always in the afternoon) the Moose Calf’s were out somewhere with some dodgy relative and the Moose In Law was in her stall ……………… so the Brit just took his vantage point, even though he got some looks from the Repo-Man when the Brit exited the Moose Barn …………and the Brit just took his vantage point on the veranda muttering something like “it’s not mine mate …….. have at it spud” …….. and sipped quietly on his Coors Light ……….. aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh tasty J
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Thursday, July 10, 2008
BREAKING NEWS - BRIT'S ON THE MOVE!
The Moose Barn has become a huge total bloody disaster!
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A TYPICAL MOOSE BARN
The Moose and the Moose Herder tied the not on June 23rd and since them the Moose is showing her true nasty colours ………. AND ……………. here’s the kicker ………… they have moved in THREE MORE BLOODY PEOPLE! A 20 yr old EX (note the EX) sister in law and two kids ………. a girl of 4 (what is it with these bloody people that they have to have kids at 16 …….. The Moose, a Moose Calf and the Moose in Law all gave birth at 16!) and a kid of 2 who talks until the early hours of the morning! So there a 9, nine, nueve, nove, neuf, 緊急電話をす, εννέα, negen ……….. no matter what bloody language it’s in IT’S TOO MANY STINKY MOOSES IN ONE PLACE!
MANY STINKY MOOSES
So ………… after due consideration which took all of 23.34 seconds I am “getting the hell out of dodge” as they say here in the good old U.S. of A
I have got a hold of a furnished, carpeted trailer in Ruskin with a screened in porch! …………. So the Brit may become “red of the neck” ……………
I have got a hold of a furnished, carpeted trailer in Ruskin with a screened in porch! …………. So the Brit may become “red of the neck” ……………
GIT R DUN!
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Wednesday, July 9, 2008
DO REDNECKS ROCK OR WHAT!
Well the Brit has go give it up to rednecks celebrating Independence Day ………. these fella’s do it with a passion!
The Brit was coerced into travelling with the Moose Herd to a beach at the other side of Tampa Bay to watch the pretty fireworks. So he leapt in his car and followed the Moose Mobile across the bridges to the location by the bay!
Well it was chocka block with trucks and I MEAN CHOCKA BLOODY BLOCK!
I was not able to park directly beside the Moose Mobile because of the gradient and the sand so I took the Brit Car to a car park just down the street!
By the time that I returned the Moose was already knocking back the Mad Dog 20/20
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The Brit was coerced into travelling with the Moose Herd to a beach at the other side of Tampa Bay to watch the pretty fireworks. So he leapt in his car and followed the Moose Mobile across the bridges to the location by the bay!
Well it was chocka block with trucks and I MEAN CHOCKA BLOODY BLOCK!
I was not able to park directly beside the Moose Mobile because of the gradient and the sand so I took the Brit Car to a car park just down the street!
By the time that I returned the Moose was already knocking back the Mad Dog 20/20
Empty Mad Dog 20/20
and within minutes was staggering around the beach like a sexually frustrated anaemic whale, screaming at the Moose Calf’s with the bellow that only the Moose can do!
Drunken Moose
The Moose Herder was sitting on the coolers at the back of the truck and the Brit sat with him “safer up here than down there to get trampled by the drunken Moose” thought the smart Brit!
The Brit and Moose Herder cracked a couple of cans of ale and eagerly awaited the firework display by a local radio station at the other side of the bay! The countdown began and the fireworks started! But this humble Brit has got to give it up tot eh rednecks on the beach …….. they ROCKED! There were tons of fireworks heading off into the bay by the redneck contingent and this Brit has to applaud them!
The Brit wondered why things had gone so quiet and realised that the Moose had pretty much passed out and the Moose Calf’s where fighting amongst themselves and the Moose Herder was losing control and the sensible Brit though “I’m scooting …….. tarra” and he took off and meandered to his car and took off for the sanctuary of his room in the Moose Barn ……… albeit short time peace and quiet!
It wasn’t long before the Moose Herd arrived back ………. and mayhem ensued as usual.
Pencil boy was fighting with the prego Moose Calf and Pencil Boy’s even tinier and foul mouthed mother was sitting outside with the engine running. Out came Pencil Boy uttering words that would make a docker blush and the Moose yelling and slurring after him as Pencil Boy’s mum screeched away in the ready to fall apart car!
The Brit was viewing this farce, with Coors Light in hand, from the same vantage point as he did for the repossession of the car! ……….. I guess the Brit must have a season ticket for the White Trash Olympics or something!
Ah well …………………… the Brit has just GOT to do something to escape from the Moose Barn ………… they make the Valkyrie from Hell look like sweet furry little characters from Sesame Street!
The Brit and Moose Herder cracked a couple of cans of ale and eagerly awaited the firework display by a local radio station at the other side of the bay! The countdown began and the fireworks started! But this humble Brit has got to give it up tot eh rednecks on the beach …….. they ROCKED! There were tons of fireworks heading off into the bay by the redneck contingent and this Brit has to applaud them!
The Brit wondered why things had gone so quiet and realised that the Moose had pretty much passed out and the Moose Calf’s where fighting amongst themselves and the Moose Herder was losing control and the sensible Brit though “I’m scooting …….. tarra” and he took off and meandered to his car and took off for the sanctuary of his room in the Moose Barn ……… albeit short time peace and quiet!
It wasn’t long before the Moose Herd arrived back ………. and mayhem ensued as usual.
Pencil boy was fighting with the prego Moose Calf and Pencil Boy’s even tinier and foul mouthed mother was sitting outside with the engine running. Out came Pencil Boy uttering words that would make a docker blush and the Moose yelling and slurring after him as Pencil Boy’s mum screeched away in the ready to fall apart car!
The Brit was viewing this farce, with Coors Light in hand, from the same vantage point as he did for the repossession of the car! ……….. I guess the Brit must have a season ticket for the White Trash Olympics or something!
Ah well …………………… the Brit has just GOT to do something to escape from the Moose Barn ………… they make the Valkyrie from Hell look like sweet furry little characters from Sesame Street!
Not the Valkyrie From Hell
And then there was the nightmare!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH SCREAM!!!!!!!
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Thursday, July 3, 2008
JULY 4TH – INDEPENDENCE DAY… OR IS IT?
Roving reporter Tony Naples investigates the truth behind the Boston Tea Party.
"REMEMBER, REMEMBER THE 5TH OF NOVEMBER" ………….. Oppppppppppppsssssssss wrong country and wrong 'plot'!
July 4th 1776 is celebrated by Americans as "Independence Day" when they beat and kicked the British out of the Colonies ………….. RUBBISH!!!!! ……….. After unearthing some well hidden documentation that has come to the light of this brilliant investigative reporter and this is what I uncovered!
The Boston Tea Party was always thought to be an act of direct action protest by the American colonists against British Government in which they destroyed many crates of tea bricks belonging to the British East India Company on ships in Boston Harbor. The incident, which took place on Thursday, December 16, 1773, has been seen as helping to spark the American Revolution and remains to this day one of the most iconic events of the era.
FAKE, MADE UP PICTURE OF THE (SO-CALLED) BOSTON TEA PARTY
Here is actually what happened ……………………………
The British sailors were totally fed up with Bud-bloody- wieser
A FED UP BRITISH SAILOR
and really wanted nothing more but to get their arses back to Miss Wendy at the Rigby's pub on Tithebarn Street, Liverpool, England for a pint of real English pub ale!
MISS WENDY
The Italians gave us architecture and the sewer …………
A TYPICAL ITALIAN SEWER
And the British gave us the magnificent, let us not deny, FISH AND CHIPS! the dish that put the GREAT into Great Britain! Rule Britannia and all that good stuff! Plus of course Shakespeare.
MOST EXCELLENT FISH N CHIPS
Tony Naples
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"REMEMBER, REMEMBER THE 5TH OF NOVEMBER" ………….. Oppppppppppppsssssssss wrong country and wrong 'plot'!
July 4th 1776 is celebrated by Americans as "Independence Day" when they beat and kicked the British out of the Colonies ………….. RUBBISH!!!!! ……….. After unearthing some well hidden documentation that has come to the light of this brilliant investigative reporter and this is what I uncovered!
The Boston Tea Party was always thought to be an act of direct action protest by the American colonists against British Government in which they destroyed many crates of tea bricks belonging to the British East India Company on ships in Boston Harbor. The incident, which took place on Thursday, December 16, 1773, has been seen as helping to spark the American Revolution and remains to this day one of the most iconic events of the era.
FAKE, MADE UP PICTURE OF THE (SO-CALLED) BOSTON TEA PARTY
Here is actually what happened ……………………………
The British sailors were totally fed up with Bud-bloody- wieser
A FED UP BRITISH SAILOR
and really wanted nothing more but to get their arses back to Miss Wendy at the Rigby's pub on Tithebarn Street, Liverpool, England for a pint of real English pub ale!
MISS WENDY
RIGBY'S PUB – A PLACE THAT THIS WRITER HAS HAD MANY A
BEER AND HAS BEEN KNOWN TO 'STUMBLE OUT
OCCASIONALLY AND SOUND INCOHERENT
(THOUGH MANY HERE IN THIS 'US OF A' THINK
HE'S INCOHERENT AT THE BEST OF TIMES)
BEER AND HAS BEEN KNOWN TO 'STUMBLE OUT
OCCASIONALLY AND SOUND INCOHERENT
(THOUGH MANY HERE IN THIS 'US OF A' THINK
HE'S INCOHERENT AT THE BEST OF TIMES)
A PINT OF 'REAL' ALE
Now ……… if you think about it, the English ships of the day were driven across the Atlantic Ocean by wind ……..
Now ……… if you think about it, the English ships of the day were driven across the Atlantic Ocean by wind ……..
NO NO NO!!!!!! NOT THAT TYPE OF BLOODY WIND YOU PILLOCK!!!!! 'blowing' type wind!
ENGLISH SHIP OF THE DAY
So …………….. obviously the quickest way to get back to Blighty is to make the ships lighter!!!! So the fed up British sailors decided to chuck the tea overboard to make the ships lighter to get home to Rigby's in lime for 'last orders' …………. So that's what they did, chucked the bloody stuff overboard!
Fed up sailors chucking crates!
All was going great, the boxes of tea were getting chucked overboard, and the ship was visibly lighter ………..However ………….. there's always bloody one isn't there ………. always one that can't get the job done right!!!!! Able Seaman Lipton got his crate stuck on a rope!!!!!! and he was pulling it and dropping it like a nutter ………………….. but he did end up inventing the 'tea-bag' despite his misfortune!
SAILOR LIPTON INVENTING TEA BAG IN BOSTON HARBOUR
Yet, even though the history books may be a little cloudy the Independence Day celebrations did in fact give the world something HUGE!!!!!
The French gave us art ………….
A CRAPPY FRENCH PAINTING
So …………….. obviously the quickest way to get back to Blighty is to make the ships lighter!!!! So the fed up British sailors decided to chuck the tea overboard to make the ships lighter to get home to Rigby's in lime for 'last orders' …………. So that's what they did, chucked the bloody stuff overboard!
Fed up sailors chucking crates!
All was going great, the boxes of tea were getting chucked overboard, and the ship was visibly lighter ………..However ………….. there's always bloody one isn't there ………. always one that can't get the job done right!!!!! Able Seaman Lipton got his crate stuck on a rope!!!!!! and he was pulling it and dropping it like a nutter ………………….. but he did end up inventing the 'tea-bag' despite his misfortune!
SAILOR LIPTON INVENTING TEA BAG IN BOSTON HARBOUR
Yet, even though the history books may be a little cloudy the Independence Day celebrations did in fact give the world something HUGE!!!!!
The French gave us art ………….
A CRAPPY FRENCH PAINTING
The Italians gave us architecture and the sewer …………
A TYPICAL ITALIAN SEWER
And the British gave us the magnificent, let us not deny, FISH AND CHIPS! the dish that put the GREAT into Great Britain! Rule Britannia and all that good stuff! Plus of course Shakespeare.
MOST EXCELLENT FISH N CHIPS
SHAKESPEARE – NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH
MOST EXCELLENT FISH N CHIPS
These three nations brought art, architecture and sewers and great literature ……… Independence Day brought the world the one and the only
THE HOT (ahem) DOG! ………………..
SAY NO MORE ……………………………………………………….
So there good people are the actual facts about the Boston Tea Party ………………
So my fans, you adoring bunch of people who realise what a great literary genius said Signor Napoli is ……………. I bid thee farewell for now …………
MOST EXCELLENT FISH N CHIPS
These three nations brought art, architecture and sewers and great literature ……… Independence Day brought the world the one and the only
THE HOT (ahem) DOG! ………………..
SAY NO MORE ……………………………………………………….
So there good people are the actual facts about the Boston Tea Party ………………
So my fans, you adoring bunch of people who realise what a great literary genius said Signor Napoli is ……………. I bid thee farewell for now …………
Tony Naples
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